owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(via stop)

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

(via condom)

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

(Source: donnermaysilee, via gnarly)

jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

image

image

(Source: twinking, via legalmexican)

rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

(via condom)