cokeflow:

It’s not gay to wanna know what your friends’ cocks look like

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zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

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opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

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swooshmami:

White privilege is finding your name on a Coke bottle

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timefold:

when the teacher asks you to answer the question because you weren’t paying attention but you know the answer

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laugh-until-you-drop:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

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